Kool Kid lsu wannabe: You watchin' lsu play this weekend?

Me: No, do you know who they play?

Kool Kid lsu wannabe: I don't know.

Me: Mississippi State dumb ass!

Kool Kid lsu wannabe: Why did you ask me?

Me: To see if you were a fan or just a wanna be.

Kool Kid lus wannabe: Who do you pull for?

Me: Ell Aye Tech...