Single Parent's Day
Whether a mom or a dad, your single parent rules. Why not give them a break? They deserve it.
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Single Parent's Day
Whether a mom or a dad, your single parent rules. Why not give them a break? They deserve it.
Only 24 Days til the Spring GameGO DAWGS!!!! JFW
Speaking of killing a thread, ???????, I've got something for you. An issue. I have (real) squirrels eating everything plastic in my yard. They are gnawing into garden hoses, flower pots, hose caddy, patio furniture, trash bins, even a polymer base under the AC unit. What the hay? Anybody ever experienced such? They are really well fed (bird seed, most of my garden, more than ample acorns, neighbor's pecan tree. Recommendations, besides traps(not too effective), or pellet between the eyes?
If plastic were gold, I'd be broke!
National Goof-off Day
March 22nd, 2012
Dear Employee, we have received reports that there is a karaoke party at your cubicle. Contrary to popular belief, National Goof-off Day is not considered a federal, state or religious holiday. As a result Human Resources has asked that you please return to work. - The Management. / p.s. Do you have 'Sweet Caroline'? That's my jam!
World Water Day
March 22nd, 2012
A world without water is no world at all! Beaches with no waves to enjoy. Hot summer days with no way to cool off. Thirsty plants, animals and people. And how would we bathe? Today we give thanks to water and educate ourselves on the dangers of water shortage, and the reality of people living without enough to go around.
I had a squirrel that liked to gnaw on my garden hose.....chewed up a $30.00 hose. Evidently, of all the squirrels (probably 50 of them aroung here) there was only one that would chew on the hose. The pellet between the eyes worked on that little bas_ _ rd. The other squirrels did not gnaw the hose or were afraid they would experience the same results as the dead squirrel. That was a few years ago and no gnawing since the pellet solution. Good luck. Aim careful.
Only 23 Days til the Spring GameGO DAWGS!!!! JFW
National Chip and Dip Day
Chips and dip go together like burgers and fries, pie and ice cream, beef stew and peach cobbler. What? You've never tried that?
National Organize Your Home Office Day
March 23rd, 2012
The best day of the year other than National Clean Off Your Desk Day. Now get cracking! This could take a while, particularly if your home office also serves as the guest room, craft area, and Christmas wrapping paper storage facility.
National Puppy Day
March 23rd, 2012
Wha! Did you say puppies? OMG! Where? If you're thinking of getting yourself one of these slobbery, furry little friends, the creators of National Puppy Day encourage you to adopt one from a shelter. They've had rough starts to their young lives and need a good home and plenty of cuddling.
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