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The sure don't make cards like they used to
Now, they have a clear picture and are better centered.Originally Posted by sportdawg
WHO IS JACK SCHITT??????
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and
owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious
couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Moist
I'm an asshole! What's your excuse?
last man drafted-- Ditka said only way to get off team would be to put him in coffin. Great career blocking for Sayers. At Tech he NEVER had negative yardage play-Never! last game of season he need about 200 tards to hit 1000 -- we gave him the ball constantly and he was over that in first half> ballpark numbers but he did it in a half-- last I heard he owned a few churches chicken restraurants in Alabama .
Roland blocked for Payton, not Sayers.
I'm an asshole! What's your excuse?
And Quick Six
WWDog
La Tech
Region and hyphen free since 1894!
Flagship of the University of Louisiana System
Has this thread surpassed the one with the scantily clad women?
It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.
Substance man. The BTE is eroding. None of these "Schitt" posts are going away.
BTW 70, Crock O. didn't mention the illegitimate twins Nita and Tayka.
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