Get real!!!!!
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Get real!!!!!
...Oh, that is real.
1957 - Little Jimmy has a problem being attentive in class, makes bad grades. Mom calls the old country Doc who comes over for a visit. He asks all kinds of questions, observes Jimmy for a while, and promises to get back to Mommy soon. Four days pass and the old Doc comes by in the afternoon and leaves Mommy some literature about hyperactive children. Mommy takes the time to read through the literature, contacts the source and begins a strategy to get to the bottom of Jimmy's problem. After a few weeks, old Doc drops by to check on Jimmy, and has an informative conversation with Mommy confirming what she had learned. Jimmy quickly developed a keen ability of observation which led him to study things going on about him and determining cause/affect of a lot of events. He goes on to graduate from a technical college (with a "strong" C average) and into a 41 year work history in the chemical industry winning several awards for his outstanding achievements that resulted from his earlier found ability of problem solving and process improvements which had resulted in excellent successes for his work groups.
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2013 - Jimmy is sent for evaluation. (the rest 70 has already presented in the last post). Results- Jimmy is still at home with Mommy who drives him to work each morning, picks him up in the afternoon from his "position" as warehouse custodian. Mommy has to keep tight reins on Jimmy because he isn't very dependable and has no confidence he can succeed at anything and seems to stay depressed from the medication which has already begun to develop induced hepatitis. Mommy is not aware of what is going on in his body. Her concern is about his suicidal tendencies.
(In the real 2013 - Thanks Mommy, and Dr.Trax)
DearCitizens,
Due to thecurrent financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, I, President Obama have decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT scheme(Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (SchemeCovering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may beRAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.
Persons who arenot RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High IntensityTraining) as possible. I, President Obama have always prided myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
President Obama
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Go DAWGS!!! JFW!!
The administrators of this board should consider creating a political forum, separate from the sports section.
Good idea for those only interested in politics.Originally Posted by Champ967
Is this sarcasm? I believe there is one. 70TECHGRAD just likes to post things here to keep the thread alive.
Here...let me help 70TECHGRAD out!
For IYWaTtD haters:
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We have a WINNER!!! I try to post something interesting or funny here from time to time. When I first saw the joke in post 3932...I laughed so hard I got the hiccups. So, I put it here. Since it was about Obama ( who is a joke anyway) I believe Champ 967 got his feathers ruffled! And yesssss...I post here about all kinds of things to keep this thread alive. Just about everyone on this forum has figured that out. Thanks to all that post here from time to time, including Champ 967, and help keep this thread alive. As for Champ 967...he has his opinions and I respect that. He is welcome here any time.
Thanks for watching my back, OLDBLUE.
Not much going on in the football forum in the past 10 days!!!
I thought that joke was very funny, as long as it doesn't become a reality, which is quite possible these days.
Good old Memorial Gym
You wont catch me defending the Kenyan in chief.
But I will fight for separation of sports and state!
This is an early heads up that Wednesday is "Learn About Composting Day."
http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreh...postingday.htm
You might want to prepare by visiting your library today or doing some googling so you'll be ready to take full advantage of the opportunity tomorrow!!
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