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Did you know that at the Piggly Wiggly butchers utilize cutting edge technology?
Thought for Today:
“A liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns.”
“And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist.
It’s called prison.”
Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Maricopa County Sheriff
Subject: Sad News!!!!
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough boy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a
very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was
considered a positive roll model for millions.
Dough boy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
That is SAD news






























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