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Tomorrow is International Newspaper Carrier Day!
w/ Bacon!!!Originally Posted by sportdawg
I wish I stil l paid my carrier personally. Then I could really discuss all the times he has not delivered the paper. Instead I have to talk to some "customer relations) persons who maybe gets my paper delivered 3-4 hours later, if at all.
I cancelled my subscription to the Times because they could not get my paper to me in a timely fashion.
When I first moved to Houston back in 1976 I subscribed to the Post which was a morning paper. The Chronicle was an evening paper then. I added the Chronicle in 1989 although it was by then also a morning paper, but the cost was only about $4.00/mo. After the Hobby family sold the Post it went belly up and to prevent anyone else from moving in, the Chronicle bought the actual physical plant of the Post. Now they are a monopoly and do as they please. The cost is now about $65 for eight weeks (not even two months). I am considering dropping my subscription.
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31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:
31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
30. Oh, I wouldn't dare; she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
11. I've got it all on the CRIVE
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate!
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite football team.
3. Youse Guys.
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Daisy Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Hillary Campaign!
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