Here is something interesting for those of you that are able to find this FOOTBALL THREAD.
In the year 2016, the Lord came unto Noah,
who was now living in America and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over
-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me."
"Build another ark and save 2 of every living thing
along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:
"You have 6 months to build the ark before I willstart the
unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah
weeping in his yard - but no ark.
"Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain!
Where is the ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."
"I needed a building permit."
"I've been arguing with the boat inspectorabout the need for a sprinkler system."
"My neighbors claim that I've violated theneighborhood by-laws by building the ark in my
back yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the local Planning Committee
for a decision."
"Then the local Council and the electric company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power
lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the ark's move to the sea. I told themthat the sea
would be coming to us, but they wouldhear none of it."
"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the
Greater Spotted Barn Owl.""I tried to convince the environmentalists that Ineeded
the wood to save the owls - but no go!"
"When I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild
animals against their will. Theyargued the accommodations were too restrictive andit was cruel and
inhumane to put so many animals ina confined space."
"Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the ark
until they'dconducted an environmental impact studyon your proposed flood."
"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how
many minorities I'msupposed to hire for my building crew."
"The Immigration Dept. is checking thevisa status of most of the people who want to work."
"The trade unions say I can't use my sons. Theyinsist I have
to hire onlyUnion workers withark-building experience."
"To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming
I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."
"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10years for me to finish this ark."
"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,and a rainbow stretched across the sky."
Noah looked up in wonder and asked,"You mean you're not going
todestroy the world?" "No," said the Lord."The Government beat me to it."
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
So... you noticed?
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