69 days until the Arkansas football game!!!!! Season opener for LA TECH!!
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69 days until the Arkansas football game!!!!! Season opener for LA TECH!!
A mother asks her young sons what they want for breakfast. The first little boy says, "I'll have some @#$%^* pancakes." The mother angrily sends him to his room for cursing. She glares at the other little boy and asks, "What do you want for breakfast?" The second little boy says, "Well I sure don't want the @#$%^* pancakes!"
Lewis Grizzard used to tell a version of this ... "You betcherass I don't want them cheerios!"Originally Posted by 70TECHGRAD
Anyone else know a good joke??
"Arkansas News" is setting up the "haags"
http://arkansasnews.com/sports/footb...roblem-la-tech
"Louisiana Tech couldn’t stop the pass well last year and with that expected to be Arkansas’ strength, the Razorbacks shouldn’t have much difficulty putting up points."
Same tripe on another site (Times Record).
http://swtimes.com/sports/ua-footbal...st-hungry-hogs
They should report on folk music festival in Mountain Home (or view).
I hope I get to go to the Arkansas game! 64 days until the Arkansas football game!!!!! Season opener for LA TECH!!
Happy 4th of July to all!!
59 days until the Arkansas football game!!!!! Season opener for LA TECH!!
56 days until the Arkansas football game!!!!! Season opener for LA TECH!!
Not a word on summer workouts yet?
Hope they are doing something!!
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.
53 days until the Arkansas football game!!!!! Season opener for LA TECH!!
The Haircut
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without
forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left
the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan said: BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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