Right, some "umbrella man" is responsible for the lefty thugs rioting, burning buildings and police cars, stealing sneakers and big screen TVs...you guys crack me up

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I can see it now, a movie, "The Umbrella Man." Just when you thought it was safe to return to the water, er, some Dem city, along comes UMBRELLA MAN! (cue diabolical music). More sinister than the Unibomber, more sneaky than Jack the Ripper, Umbrella Man appears out of nowhere, and with his mind control, turns flower-toting peaceful demonstrators into a raging mob!
Coming to a theater near you....er, when the China virus hoax is lifted.