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Must not be circumcised.
True story: A friend of mine from Australia worked for a hellacious boss. One day she sent a middle-eastern coworker out of a meeting to fix her a cup of coffee. She wanted it with sugar. So he pours it, puts in the sugar, then unzips, puts his member in the cup and stirs. The others are standing around looking at him in amazement. When he realizes this, he looks at them and says, "I am uncircumcised."![]()
Some people need to take life a little less seriously.
I just heard Jim Gaffigan's "Bacon" rant in my head with AG Jr's post.
Strange thing just happened. I went through the McDonalds drive through and ordered my meal. The girl who was taking my order asked me if I wanted some condom mints. I've never heard of that before. I told her sure because I figured Vette might enjoy them. Well, I got my order and looked in the bag, and all that it had was my order and some ketchup. I guess I'll have to go back for my mints.
Why do so many folks pronounce didn't and wouldn't as "did-unt and would-unt"?
Do they still teach the grammar rules saying when to pronounce.. the (thee) and the (thuh)?
Will some folks ever learn that "allot" is not the word for a lot?:icon_wink:
All this coming from a guy who made B's and C's in English and grammar.
My old DSL modem died last week. Dialup was the only way to get on BB&B until the replacment came Tuesday. Now I remember why I hate dialup so much.
how is "didn't" supposed to be pronounced?
there are few things that bother me more than hearing people trying to sound proper and pronouncing things improperly as a result (pronouncing all the's as "thee" is a good example). other things people often do when trying to sound proper or well-educated: using words that really aren't a part of their vocabulary, and using the perfect tense too much.
no football![]()
Which leads me to one of my pet peeves - complaining about how there are "just too many bowls." Those comments will be poping up all around here pretty soon.
Really? Too much college football? Is your tv stuck on ESPN2?
If you don't like to watch fun, unusual college football match-ups every night for a couple of weeks (because those darn young whippersnappers just don't deserve it, think of the horrible life lessons being taught these kids by rewarding them for mediocrity) then I can help you out. Ready, here is my solution to the "too many darn bowls" problem that plagues Americans (well, grumpy old ones, anyway) - DON"T WATCH!