Man Law according to BB&B

[JuBru]

Addendum 2: You are, however, allowed to be a fan of any other D1 university* to even an extreme extent, so long as the level of fandom does not exceed that of your alma mater. Also, financially supporting another university's athletics without at least a 2 to 1 match to Louisiana Tech University is strictly prohibited.

* Louisiana-Monroe, Louisiana State, and Fresno State Universities are strongly discouraged, but acceptable under the most extreme of conditions.

I guess thank for letting it be ok for me to like Army...

man law #n:
if a man finds himself in a situation where he is forced to go clothing shopping with his wife, any of the actions listed below are strictly outlawed:
a. running back and forth between the dressing room and clothing rack to retrieve different sizes.
b. making suggestions as to what she should buy (other than lingerie).
c. generally any active participation or any expression other than extreme indifference and/or boredom.

the following are acceptable actions in such a situation:
a. wait in the car and listen to espn radio (may not be a comfortable option in the summer).
b. go to the men's section and buy a shirt and pair of jeans without trying them on (if done correctly, this should take no more than 5 minutes, so this one will have to be done in combination with others listed).
c. wait on the mall bench and try to occupy yourself with your cell phone and people-watching.
d. spend the small amount of cash she allows you to carry on a cinnebon and shiatsu massage (this is a great combination, by the way).

exception to man law #n:
a man may partake of the actions forbidden in man law #n only if he is simultaneously trying to get into his wife's good graces and trying to get out of doing work at home (as i was yesterday). even in such a situation, he may not enjoy it, and frequent subtile signs of boredom must be displayed.

This is one proposed law I will continually break... well worth it too.

[snote]

run for fun, throw to go...

[marketdawg]

For beer drinkers only: Regardless of age, social or economic status..a beer drinker should stop at an at least somewhat shady store at least once a year..purchase a cheap beer in the 24 oz can or 32 oz bottle and drink it with the paper sack STILL on the bottle/can. Never forget where you came from and you're sure to go far.

Amendment #1: Bonus man-points added if beer is consumed while sitting on an upside down 5 gallon bucket behind your garage/carport or an old school lawn chair with at least three strands missing.

Amendment #2: Bonus man-points added if any pickled, fried, or heat lamp food product is purchased from same store and consumed at the same time as the beer. Double points if said food product is the real-deal fried pork rinds.

Man Law?

[CChandler]

For beer drinkers only: Regardless of age, social or economic status..a beer drinker should stop at an at least somewhat shady store at least once a year..purchase a cheap beer in the 24 oz can or 32 oz bottle and drink it with the paper sack STILL on the bottle/can. Never forget where you came from and you're sure to go far.

Amendment #1: Bonus man-points added if beer is consumed while sitting on an upside down 5 gallon bucket behind your garage/carport or an old school lawn chair with at least three strands missing.

Amendment #2: Bonus man-points added if any pickled, fried, or heat lamp food product is purchased from same store and consumed at the same time as the beer. Double points if said food product is the real-deal fried pork rinds.

Man Law?

Shoot, I did this last week! Man Law!

Sometimes you gotta keep it real.

[JAB]

Shoot, I did this last week! Man Law!

Sometimes you gotta keep it real.

NO!
You're "shady store" really should be looked into.
I have seen many stores that are fine and I would eat from. But there are those that have raw meat sitting in open tubs in walk-in coolers that barely pass as cool. Where you know the floor is wet but you don't know why. The places your feet stick to as you walk. The places that are selling alot more than 40's when the clerks walks out of the cooler with a bottle already bagged. You really shouldn't eat anything from there.

But there are plenty of places that are OK. Infact there are C-Stores that I would eat at before resturants. Scary but true. Marketdawg, PM me your "shady store" and I'll check the ends and outs of it for you. Oh, and just because it's a chain store and LOOKS clean doesn't mean you should eat anything from it.

As far as the act.... I'll MAN LAW that.
But you don't have to be stupid.

[AG_jr]

Man Law #397.124.856b

There shall be no threads started to complain/belittle lsu, their "fans", or tech traitors on any of the Non-Dawg Pit forums. It is already understood that all three of those are completely worthless. While some of it is amusing, and often dispicable, save it for the Pit.

[snote]

run for fun, throw to go...

i was taken aback some months ago.. was looking at some big book with all kinds of college stuff.. "hero's, moments, studs, etc etc etc...

they had a place where it was called "school quote".. was it in this book?

[GermDawg]

BOT

[jlam]

i was taken aback some months ago.. was looking at some big book with all kinds of college stuff.. "hero's, moments, studs, etc etc etc...

they had a place where it was called "school quote".. was it in this book?

http://www.saintsreport.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=74722

[GonzoDawg]

run for fun, throw to go...

i was taken aback some months ago.. was looking at some big book with all kinds of college stuff.. "hero's, moments, studs, etc etc etc...

they had a place where it was called "school quote".. was it in this book?

No Quoting yourself, Man Law.

[GonzoDawg]

man law #n:
if a man finds himself in a situation where he is forced to go clothing shopping with his wife, any of the actions listed below are strictly outlawed:
a. running back and forth between the dressing room and clothing rack to retrieve different sizes.
b. making suggestions as to what she should buy (other than lingerie).
c. generally any active participation or any expression other than extreme indifference and/or boredom.

the following are acceptable actions in such a situation:
a. wait in the car and listen to espn radio (may not be a comfortable option in the summer).
b. go to the men's section and buy a shirt and pair of jeans without trying them on (if done correctly, this should take no more than 5 minutes, so this one will have to be done in combination with others listed).
c. wait on the mall bench and try to occupy yourself with your cell phone and people-watching.
d. spend the small amount of cash she allows you to carry on a cinnebon and shiatsu massage (this is a great combination, by the way).

exception to man law #n:
a man may partake of the actions forbidden in man law #n only if he is simultaneously trying to get into his wife's good graces and trying to get out of doing work at home (as i was yesterday). even in such a situation, he may not enjoy it, and frequent subtile signs of boredom must be displayed.

The new JC Penney's on Youree in Shreveport has a couch and a TV by the dressing room.

Otherwise I fine the best thing to do is walk around the store and see what you can get into. Posing the mannequins in suggestive positions, setting all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time, swapping womens shoe to the men's side, the possibilities are limitless.

[arkansasbob]

The new JC Penney's on Youree in Shreveport has a couch and a TV by the dressing room.

Otherwise I fine the best thing to do is walk around the store and see what you can get into. Posing the mannequins in suggestive positions, setting all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time, swapping womens shoe to the men's side, the possibilities are limitless.

sounds fun. i still recommend the cinnebon and shiatsu, if available (baybrook mall has both).

[snote]

No Quoting yourself, Man Law.

grins ..

guess i can't hide my feminine side