Originally Posted by
TYLERTECHSAS
Yes this applies.
Subject: Bird Poop
> I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
> What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it lovingly with seed.
> Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous
> flow of free and easily accessible food.
>
> But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
> the table, and next to the barbecue.
>
> Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the
> table...everywhere!
>
> Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck
> me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
>
> And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and
> squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I
> fill it when it got low on food.
>
> After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took
> down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up
> their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
>
> Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one
> demanding their rights to a free meal.
>
> Now let's see..... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
> free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an
> automatic citizen.
>
> Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
> Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are
> housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room
> doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over
> half the class doesn't speak English.
>
> Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my
> bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory'
> are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free
> liberties.
>
> IMHO, maybe it's time for the government to take down the
> bird feeder. If not, continue cleaning up the
> poop!
>
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