
Originally Posted by
mildawg
Salty:
"Anytime I open my mouth I say something stupid. I am the biggest jackass on BBB and it's not even close. I pretend to be conservative, yet I make fun of every popular conservative politician in virtually every post I make. I dare you to find a post in which I don't mention Bush, Palin, Bachmann, Angle... or my belief we're all going to die due to Global Warming/Climate Change, my love of the socialist health care bill, or my man crush on Obama. In the words of my favorite commentator Keith Olbermann, I am the worst, worser, and worstest all rolled into one."
"P.S. -- The Vagina Monologues is based on my life story."