A Vanderbilt football blog (the Vanderbilt football blog?) apparently has a weekly feature about things that suck worse the Vandy football. Last week it was about failed soft drinks:
http://www.anchorofgold.com/2011/4/2...ed-soft-drinks
Fun fact: 84 percent of people who own both Firefly and Serenity on DVD have a bottle of Surge delicately placed on a mantle somewhere for posterity's sake.