My Dad always told people he was from Maine. After a pause, he would add.....Main part of Arkansas.
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My Dad always told people he was from Maine. After a pause, he would add.....Main part of Arkansas.
Heard a guy two or three rows in front of me complaining about the pitiful excuse for a hamburger he got at the concessions stand. And he finished his short rant with, "And all they have is Pepsi!"
Good old Memorial Gym










''Don't be a bad dagh..."










I'll take 2 pepsis please
What's the over/under on how many days until Lindsay Lohan starts her porn career?
“Towie Barclay of the Glen, Happy to the maids, But never to the men.”










From Jail!










Don't put a hyphen in it!