If you want a thread to die

[70TECHGRAD]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

[baw011]

Wow, I wish a certain thread would die! (and I'm not talking about this one)

[sportdawg]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tU9RSNXaElw

[WWDog]

Wow, I wish a certain thread would die! (and I'm not talking about this one)

I'm with you and this post might help.

[WWDog]

I'm with you and this post might help.

[70TECHGRAD]

It is GAME DAY!!!!! GO DAWGS!!! JFW

[70TECHGRAD]

See post #3103 if you want a good laugh!

[sportdawg]

"Colby doesn't do anything great, but he does everything good." - J Something

[sportdawg]

According to Yahoo! Sportacular - the Over/Under for the Illinois game was 54 1/2 - we almost got that by ourselves!

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[70TECHGRAD]

Last night the light bulb in my freezer burned out. I couldn't turn the bulb and was afraid it would break off in the socket, trying to get it out. So, I used the internet and found the solution. The solution is: use a hairdryer on high, blow the hot air around the base of the light bulb...then it should unscrew. Worked like a charm!!! I got the old bulb out and put in the new one.

[BoutThemDawgs]

Last night the light bulb in my freezer burned out. I couldn't turn the bulb and was afraid it would break off in the socket, trying to get it out. So, I used the internet and found the solution. The solution is: use a hairdryer on high, blow the hot air around the base of the light bulb...then it should unscrew. Worked like a charm!!! I got the old bulb out and put in the new one.

So the "figurative" light bulb came on.

[70TECHGRAD]

So the "figurative" light bulb came on.

Yep, with the help of the internet. It said the cold temperature caused the socket to shrink around the base of the light bulb. Just needed to get her hot before she gave it up.

[CARTEK]

Roast Beef