If you want a thread to die

[sportdawg]

It's dead period in recruiting

[BhadDawg]

Remember?....We "Stealth Recruit"...

[70TECHGRAD]

Remember?....We "Stealth Recruit"...

That will work.

[sportdawg]

don't post to it several hours after the last previous post, which simply brings the thread to the top again.

i.e.

Several hours after the last post to a thread, you post:

"Can we please let this thread die?" or "Can we please move this thread to the pit?"


duh

Or play like Notre Dame

[70TECHGRAD]

Or play like Notre Dame

At least Notre Dame got past the 50 yard line.

[CARTEK]

Notre Dame went ugly real early!

[70TECHGRAD]

Notre Dame went ugly real early!

Yep, I turned it off after Bama made the third touchdown. I had recorded the Bachelor....so I watched it.....MUCH more interesting!!! I think the Bachelor scored more than ND.

[70TECHGRAD]

TRIP TO COSTCO

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina

dog chow for my loyal pet, Dena, the Wonder Dog and was in the

checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have

little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I

was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,

because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes

coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so

it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to

mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with mystory.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the

dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an

Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was

laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the

world to think of crazy things to say.

[CARTEK]

Goats

[Champ967]

Goats

MOO!

[Lotsudo]

TRIP TO COSTCO


Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina

dog chow for my loyal pet, Dena, the Wonder Dog and was in the

checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have

little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I

was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,

because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes

coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so

it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to

mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with mystory.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the

dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an

Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was

laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the

world to think of crazy things to say.

I don't know how many times I've heard that story and I still laugh my freaking @ss off!

[OLDBLUE]

I had a weird dream/nightmare. I was at some sort of gathering with a lot of people I did not know. Everyone was having an okay time when three people entered the room and everyone got a little more rowdy and cheerful and began focusing on the three. It turned out that they were passing out something that looked like a nametag.

I continued conversing with the people standing nearby as this was taking place. My excellent education caused me to glance at one of the “give-outs” so I would not be caught off guard and just long enough to realize it was, indeed, a name tag with something that told me it was of/about/from NLUmJC. I continued the conversation as if I was unaware, mulling over what action I should take if/when confronted with a potential dilemma, until one of the three approached me holding out the nametag. Immediately, as I turned to receive it, I let out a scream and went in to full demon alert and countermeasure mode -(emoted every single thing that related disgust and yuckiness- as if I didn’t want the thing near me). Composing myself, I began to explain that anything with garnet and urine was unclean and should not be mixed with Red, White and Blue.

(Please remember, this was a “dream”) I orated for several minutes and had the whole room’s applause as I closed. I woke up with a smile on my face.

The person that had attempted to hand me the nametag was a “healthy” looking blond with short hair. And yes, she was wearing purple. {I’ve seen that face somewhere before… oh yes, on the BB&B thread about the Indy Bowl.}

[BoutThemDawgs]

http://instagram.com/p/UZ_qJ9Kf9-/

Posted by the general on twitter LOL

[CARTEK]

Sheep

[70TECHGRAD]

Dawgs!