Looks like smoking and drinking finally caught up to him. That, or he has a Hell of a hang over.Originally Posted by Champ967
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Looks like smoking and drinking finally caught up to him. That, or he has a Hell of a hang over.El thread es muerto.
Too late.Hopefully, this thread has not gone in the toilet!!
On pondering my daughter's eminent PHD, I think the greatest advice I can give her.
That would be, "With all the knowledge you might have acquired, I wish you the wisdom of knowing when to shut up and observe!"
WWDog
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My mother gave me the same advice......she said that is why we have TWO ears and only ONE mouth!!
Excellent advice. It really is entertaining and enlightening to sit back and watch. It is just so hard to not jump in with an effort to lighten up the conversation.
My mother said stay away from the football, basketball, baseball, general sports, hall off fame, conference talk forums or any except the "If you want a thread to die" thread!
Your mother is EXTREMELY wise!!!
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or aSoutherner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
·What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
·Does the man look poor or oppressed?
·Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
·Could we run away?
·What does my wife think?
·What about the kids?
·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
·What does the law say about this situation?
·Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
·Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
·Should I call 9-1-1?
·Why is this street so deserted?
·We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
·Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
·I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
·This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!’
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!’
The joke reminds me that in the Minden St. Jude auction being held this weekend there is a Taurus Model 1911 .45 caliber pistol being raffled. Other rifles and shotguns are being raffled along with several HDTV's, gaming systems, IPad's, gift certificates, 2 golf carts and lots of other items. You can purchase raffle tickets online and watch the auction online at www.mindenstjude.com.
Yes she is with the exception of her politics...she is a die hard Democrat and watches ABC news and CNN religiously!Your mother is EXTREMELY wise!!!Although, she refused to vote for a president in the last elections!
Further proof that she is EXTREMELY wise!!Yes she is with the exception of her politics...she is a die hard Democrat and watches ABC news and CNN religiously!
LMAO
Super Bowl is over..............on to the Spring Game in April
I found my mothers 1976 Lagniappe yesterday...... trippy.
I can relate. I attended from 1965 to 1969 and my even brother's 1963 was a little dated. While we had only eight cheerleaders they were male/female pairs, in 1963 they only had female cheerleaders. Harper Hall was still a small dormitory (the newone was there when I arrived) and Mitchell was th newest men's dormitory. Hutchinson had also opened before 1965. Now the two that we all want torn down were built while I was there.
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