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no virus...nothing damaging...google it and see
I'm an asshole! What's your excuse?
Tonight i watched an episode of Duck Dynasty; wherein, Willie and Jase have a fishing contest. In that episode I learned that Uncle Si can sew!!!! Laughed my ass off!!!
If anyone hasn't watched Duck Dynasty...they should watch a few episodes. It is on channel 265 on Direct TV. Phil Robertson was at TECH when I was there.![]()
So...where is everyone???
I was looking at the Cesna girls in the thread about no further flyovers. That reminded me of a story about a guy named Fred.
Fred was out in his back yard that was surrounded with a tall wood fence. He decided he would lie down nude on some towels and get an all over tan. He was lying on his back and saw an airplane circling around just above him.
Fred became annoyed and thought...can't that blind idiot see that I'm a guy??? So, Fred went into the house, got some towels, came back outside and spelled out "BOY" on the ground with the towels. Fred streatched out on the ground again and thought that would be the end of it. The plane came flying over him, extremely low, and Fred saw a wadded up piece of paper come from the plane and fall to the ground near him. Fred walked over, picked up the paper, opened it up. Inside and written in large letters....GIRL.
This was getting waaaayyyy too close to the bottom of the page. Bumpity Bump
Would you have knocked on Les Nessman's "door"?
On a side note: Did you know that Turkeys can't fly?
"My dear, that is your misfortune." Said by______________________________.
Watch this scene until about the 55 second mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=i2RxWs60dRM
Good old Memorial Gym