If you want a thread to die

[OLDBLUE]

OH forgot:

[RhinoDawg]

http://www.ctie.monash.edu.au/hargra...ter_mfgco.html

[RhinoDawg]

[WWDog]

[RhinoDawg]

Nice try - this is more appropriate

[RhinoDawg]

Or this

[70TECHGRAD]

Or this

We have a winner!!!!

[OLDBLUE]

"She thinks my tractor is sexy!"

[OLDBLUE]

Sir Tim Berners-LeeThinks he is Al Gore!

[OLDBLUE]

But he is really Dale Brown with a failed facelift:

[OLDBLUE]

Good news for QP:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...m-broken-foot/

http://espn.go.com/blog/san-francisc...aking-progress

[OLDBLUE]

Technically, would this be a bump?

[Russdawg]

Countin' the hours til kickoff for BULLDOG FOOTBALL!!! Here's some Will Rogers quotes to pass the time. When I went through Tulsa in Sept going to our Kansas game we spent as AWESOME day at his museum and birthplace.

Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

50 more hour to kickoff!! GO DOGS!!!!!

[Tech77]

Countin' the hours til kickoff for BULLDOG FOOTBALL!!! Here's some Will Rogers quotes to pass the time. When I went through Tulsa in Sept going to our Kansas game we spent as AWESOME day at his museum and birthplace.

Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

50 more hour to kickoff!! GO DOGS!!!!!

Words to live by. Good stuff

[70TECHGRAD]

Thanks Russdawg........I enjoyed those jewels of wisdom. I'm glad to see you Tech77. Did you think this thread would ever last this long?? And.....OLDBLUE...don't know if that is a bump; but, that girl definitely has talent.