Kool Kid lsu wannabe: You watchin' lsu play this weekend?
Me: No, do you know who they play?
Kool Kid lsu wannabe: I don't know.
Me: Mississippi State dumb ass!
Kool Kid lsu wannabe: Why did you ask me?
Me: To see if you were a fan or just a wanna be.
Kool Kid lus wannabe: Who do you pull for?
Me: Ell Aye Tech...