If you want a thread to die

[70TECHGRAD]

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

[OLDBLUE]

I had a squirrel that liked to gnaw on my garden hose.....chewed up a $30.00 hose. Evidently, of all the squirrels (probably 50 of them aroung here) there was only one that would chew on the hose. The pellet between the eyes worked on that little bas_ _ rd. The other squirrels did not gnaw the hose or were afraid they would experience the same results as the dead squirrel. That was a few years ago and no gnawing since the pellet solution. Good luck. Aim careful.

Well, now I've got to re-visit my stand on re-incarnation. Was he redder in color than your avg. squirrel? HEEEESSSSSS BAAAACK.

[70TECHGRAD]

Well, now I've got to re-visit my stand on re-incarnation. Was he redder in color than your avg. squirrel? HEEEESSSSSS BAAAACK.

I believe he was...just like the devil! Glad he is there and not here.

[sportdawg]

National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day

The most popular candy of movie theater snack counters everywhere. Not to mention one of the only ways some people will eat raisins.

[70TECHGRAD]

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

[70TECHGRAD]

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

[70TECHGRAD]

Only 21 Days til the Spring Game GO DAWGS!!!! JFW

[70TECHGRAD]

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

[70TECHGRAD]

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

[70TECHGRAD]

Only 20 Days til the Spring Game GO DAWGS!!!! JFW I'm more than ready for some LA Tech Bulldawg football!

[sportdawg]

International Waffle Day
People of the world, rejoice! They're like pancakes, but with built-in tiny topping cups. So quit your waffling and just order some for breakfast!

[sportdawg]

National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

March 26th, 2012

Not so fast. As you can tell by this here calendar, every possible holiday has already been invented. And if you can think of one, well then good for you. You deserve a holiday of your very own.

[sportdawg]

National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

March 26th, 2012

Not so fast. As you can tell by this here calendar, every possible holiday has already been invented. And if you can think of one, well then good for you. You deserve a holiday of your very own.

I laughed. I thought all of these holidays were made up anyway.

[sportdawg]

National Nougat Day

March 26th, 2012

If not for nougat, what would we fill our candy bars with? More caramel, nuts, peanut butter and wafers? Oh, all right then. That sounds delicious. But nevertheless, let's give thanks for nougat.

[sportdawg]

Spinach Festival Day

March 26th, 2012

The calendar year is filled with spinach festivals all over the country, at all different times. On this particular date, in 1937, spinach growers in Crystal City, Texas erected a statue of spinach-loving Popeye to celebrate the staple crop of the local economy.