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This is an early heads up that Wednesday is "Learn About Composting Day."

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreh...postingday.htm

You might want to prepare by visiting your library today or doing some googling so you'll be ready to take full advantage of the opportunity tomorrow!!

Now that's my kind of sh.., .. errr, I mean, I'm into composting.The title of my pseudo-autobiography is "My Life as a Cowpatty."
I learned a lot about gardening from my Dad.

[70TECHGRAD]

You wont catch me defending the Kenyan in chief.

But I will fight for separation of sports and state!

Ok....but it was meant to be more funny than political. I try to keep some humor on this thread as well as learning about new topics...such as composting (thanks, Russdawg). It is something to do while waitingfor more important things.......like FOOTBALL!

[70TECHGRAD]

I thought that joke was very funny, as long as it doesn't become a reality, which is quite possible these days.

Well, just wait until Obama Care comes fully into law!!! Hey, Tech77, what do you think about this thread you started many moons ago??

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[70TECHGRAD]

Looks like OLDBLUE is ready for some LA TECH kickass football!!!! GO DAWGS!!!

[sportdawg]

Happy 529 Day!

[Tech77]

Well, just wait until Obama Care comes fully into law!!! Hey, Tech77, what do you think about this thread you started many moons ago??

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Houston Techsan]

Thanks everyone. I always look at this thread and comment when I can think of something entertaining.

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Cajun Angels



Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you.



I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.



They are swinging on the pearly gates, sliding down the stairway to

Heaven, and my horn is missing!



They play their accordions and dance all night!



Crawfish shells and beer cans are all over the streets of gold and

they're making sausage, boudin, and cracklins on every corner.



There is rice all over the clouds! They have eaten almost every animal up

here! Some folks are walking around with one wing missing.



There is barbecue sauce all over their robes and some of them aren't even

wearing their halos, saying they won't wear it because it doesn't have an

LSU logo on it."



The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is

home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's

call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns."



The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang it, hold on!"

The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello God, what can I do for

you?"



God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there

with the Cajuns you have there."



The Devil said, "Wait a minute," and puts the Lord on hold...



After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back.

What's the question?"



God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having with the Cajuns

down there?"



The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this...Hold on, God.."



This time, the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and

said, "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coon asses have done put

out the fire and are holding a benefit jambalaya dinner to install air

conditioning!!"

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At 11:30 a.m. on May 29, 1953, Edmund Hillary of New Zealand and Tenzing Norgay, a Sherpa of Nepal, become the first explorers to reach the summit of Mount Everest.

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magic number 1035

[70TECHGRAD]

Just a hair over three months and the Dawgs will be playing in Raleigh, N.C.

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"sWEEEEEEt Caroline ... Good times never seemed so good.